Reports have become rare in which drivers were misled by their car’s navigation system and accidentally slipped into a river, expecting a not yet build bridge or desperately ended up on a steep mountain trail, non-suited for anything wider than a goat. In sum you would feel save to assume that nowadays route-based guidance has improved significantly and at the same time humans have learned to not always trust the machines. Most not all.
But let’s start from the beginning. Of course the elections have stolen Donnie the presidency and there must be yet another public statement to clarify again. And where else than at a posh hotel yard within the largest city of one of the “battlegrounds”:
Four Seasons, of course! Oh wait … not that one?
But it also has an atmospheric parking lot and is situated between a crematorium and an adult book store: Four Seasons Total Landscaping “… servicing your commercial landscape and snow removal needs.”
Looks like they chose their venues as carefully as they ruled the country. What a sad and somehow still beautiful end. Hopefully.
More details: “I Can’t Stop Thinking About Four Seasons Total Landscaping” by Claire Lampen